Answers for the lame jokes

Hmm,seems that noone got the answer right.Ok la,let me tell you the answer.

What do you get when you run behind of the bus?
Answer:You really wanna know?Ok,the answer is.......you will get exhausted.(Exhaust pipe behind mah)






What do you get when you run in front of the bus?
Answer:If you have seen the answer for the first question,i think you can answer this.The answer is.....You will get tired.(Tyre is in front.)







Char Siew Pau and Mantou went out for a date.They went for a movie.Char Siew Pau cried but Mantou didn't.Why?
Answer:This is a lame joke.Try to think in a easier funnier way.The answer is..........Mantou has no feeling(filling)...................(-_-''')








Char Siew Pau and Kaya Pau went out for a date.Too,they went for a movie.Char Siew Pau cried but Kaya Pau laughed.Why?
Answer:I'll tell you the answer but don't faint arh.Hehe,the answer is............Char Siew Pau and Kaya Pau has different feeling(filling)......................