Lame jokes

In the life of hard times,we are struggling.But when we are in the midst of struggling,something will make us lost grip and really feel like fainting.This is all thanks to Daniel Siow,the lame-joke-maker in our class.His jokes really can make you faint on the spot OR you will feel like beating him up.Let me share with you.Some posted on Hannah's blog.(http://beaulee.multiply.com/)

What do you get when you run behind a bus?



What do you get when you run infront of a bus?




Char Siew Pau and Mantou went out for a date.They went for a movie.Char Siew Pau cried but Mantou didn't.Why?





Char Siew Pau and Kaya Pau went out for a date another day.Too,they went for a movie.This time,Char Siew Pau cried and Kaya Pau laughed.Why?





Come on.Think think think.Squeeze your brain juice people.I'll let you people think and then only i post the answer.Heheheheh..........